(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui. Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I have so many get-together these days.
Year-end get-togethers...
A New Year's party...
And my private fund club.
So I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Year-end, New Year's, private fund club...
Private fund club, year-end, New Year's!
Pri-year-new.
Pri-year-new!
An old photo. Pri-year-new!
Where did you get that?
Pri-year-new.
Stop it!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
I thought you were Song Yeonggil.
These are real.
Good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who came up with these clothes?
What's wrong with those clothes?
I have nothing to wear!
I have a blind date today. What should I wear?
You have all these clothes.
This one is out of style.
This one has changed colors.
This one shows my nipples!
This one... I just hate it!
I have nothing to wear!
Oh! I bought a new shirt recently.
Where is it? Where is it?
My little brother wore it out!
I paid a lot for this a while back.
A luxury brand sweater.
It hasn't changed at all.
But my body changed!
If you have nothing to wear,
you should throw these out.
Yeah, I haven't worn these clothes in years.
All these clothes! I can't throw them out.
Who made these clothes?
Go sit down.
I'll be back next time!
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
- Who is that? / - A first-timer!
He's so slow.
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
If I'm ever wronged, I'll get them back tenfold.
I'm the king of revenge. I'm Oh Gihwan.
Who are you going to get revenge on?
- My cell phone. / - What?
Last night, I was using my phone while lying down
and I dropped it by mistake.
I trusted my cell phone, but it hit my forehead.
It almost killed me.
It almost killed you?
I'll get revenge on this cell phone!
What the...
Hold still.
- Oh, no! / - Struggling won't help you.
- What is this? / - Why are you tying that there?
- Oh, no... / - Why though?
Why did you do that to me?
Answer me.
I didn't understand that.
Don't pretend you don't understand.
Tell me the real reason.
Were you really trying to kill me?
I've been paying the monthly
installments for 30 months for you!
Were you really trying to kill me?
I didn't understand that.
You feel like a big shot because
you're the latest model
and all the young people like you.
Those good times are all over now.
From now on...
I'll make you the favorite phone for old guys.
First, I'm taking off your clothes.
You don't need nice clothes.
Now the case you're going into...
Is right here!
- So old! / - How's that?
I bet you thought this case was only for flip phones.
Let's put you in!
Hold on.
I'm still pretty attached to this phone.
I should give it a going-away present.
- A shoe horn key chain! / - So old!
How's that?
How does it feel to be a phone for old guys?
So why did you do that to me?
I didn't even finish all the payments!
That's enough. Go sit down.
I'll get my revenge.
Alright, good job.
Who wants to talk next?
Teacher! We have homework due today.
Oh, right! The homework.
Everyone, take your homework out.
Who didn't do their homework?
- Me. / - What?
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng and I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Do you come up with a new dance every week?
You didn't even do your homework! Be quiet!
Zip!
Why didn't you do your homework?
I couldn't because of club activities.
What club are you in?
Well...
Oh, you're on the boxing team?
No.
Oh, you're on the soccer team?
No, I'm in the flower arrangement club.
I can't believe this.
What's your deal? Are you messing with me?
Teacher, I need a beating to get it together.
Please hit me!
I went to a hardware store and brought these.
This lumber.
It snaps so easily.
A steel pipe.
Oh, this breaks too.
Teacher, this will never break.
What is it?
What's that?
This will never break.
- You want me to hit you with this? / - Yes, teacher.
What?
That's enough, teacher!
- Would you be quiet? / - Zip!
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Alright, next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to cook today.
I'll totally have swag when I cook.
How are you going to cook?
First, I'll tell you what I'm making.
Swag-chicken with swag-ginger boiled together
to make swag-white swag-chicken soup.
Don't touch this dish. It's mine.
What? Where's yours?
Yours... Is right here.
I'm a guy that can cook with swag.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
These cutting boards...
Will become my point sensor.
And this ladle and chopstick
will become my fencing foil.
Lastly, this strainer...
Will become my fencing mask.
Don't I look like a fencer?
This will totally become a trend.
Are you all ready?
Let's start the performance!
I can do it-swag.
Even when I'm fencing, I have swag.
Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today, Seongwon.
- Alright. / - Okay.
Today, I'll talk about the special symbols
we can use in our text messages.
- This is a smiling face. / - Yes.
A crying face.
And this is used by people in love.
They use this butt shape.
How is that a butt?
- It's shaped like a butt. / - Hey.
I love you, honey.
Here's a butt for you.
You really text, "Here's a butt for you?"
Of course!
This is a butt, right?
See?
Two people responded.
Just say it. You know this.
It's a butt!
- Say it! / - No!
- Don't! / - Don't say it!
- Don't use English! / - Don't!
- Hold it in! / - Don't say it!
- Hold it in! / - Don't!
Don't!
Heart!
H-E-A-R-T! Heart!
Cute plush pillow and cushion heart.
20 pieces Valentine's day
wedding decoration heart.
That's right.
Card-heart.
Stuffed heart-pancakes.
Ant-heart-er.
Robert Holley.
What about Robert Holley?
Want to have a bowl of heart?
Class is over!
Until the entire world loves
Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Used Goods)
I posted my bike on the used goods site.
Someone should call.
I should call.
Hello?
- Hello? / - Yes?
I'm calling from the post I saw on used goods site.
Oh, hello.
Are you selling your bike for $100?
Yes, that's right.
Question.
It sounds a bit pricy. How is the bike condition?
It's in great condition. I barely rode it.
I'm not going to ride it much either.
Can I have it for $50?
What?
You can't get a bike for $50 these days.
If you can find one, buy that.
Then can you find one for me?
What?
Are you messing with me?
Please don't call again.
What if I texted you instead?
Can I have it for $50?
No!
Hello?
What's his problem?
Let me call again.
Hello?
- Hello. / - Yes?
I'm calling about the bike.
Oh, you'd like to buy the bike?
Question. Can I get it for $50?
No, why do you keep calling me?
I'm sorry.
Question. How many gears does the bike have?
It has 21 gears.
It's great for pedaling uphill.
Really?
But my house is downhill.
Can I get it for $50?
Are you playing games with me, man?
So are you going to buy it or not?
Should I or shouldn't I?
Why would you ask me that?
Question.
Do I get anything with the bike?
If you buy today,
I'll throw in a helmet, a seat and a light.
Those 3 things alone are worth $100.
Really?
Can you just give me the $100?
I'll pick out and buy my own accessories.
What is wrong with you?
Don't ever call again.
Hello?
- What's his deal? / - I need that bike.
Let me call him again.
What is it? I'm trying to eat here!
I'm sorry.
I actually went through something sad earlier.
What happened?
I tried to buy a Galaxy Note 7,
but they sent me 7 notebooks instead.
I wouldn't do that.
You can trust me.
I'll trust you if you give me a $50 discount.
That's unrelated.
Question.
Your ID is Marine Tough Guy.
When were you in the marine corps?
I'm pretty sure you're younger than me.
Salute! Marine corps unit 940!
If you're a marine, I'll give you a $20 discount!
When were you in the marine corps?
I was exempt from the army!
Why would you ask me about being a marine?
I was going to enlist if you gave me a discount.
Why would you enlist for $20?
Then if I don't go, can I have it for $50?
Let's do this then.
I'll knock off $10 and give it to you for $90.
If you want the bike,
wire the money to Gag Bank 123456.
Awesome! $90?
Just a moment.
I just wired you the money.
Alright, I got it.
I'll send you the bike.
I made some money. I'm buying a winter coat.
Hold on. This is the one I wanted.
I should call.
Huh? The phone...
Hello?
Hello.
Are you selling the winter coat for $170?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I...
Your voice...
Aren't you the guy that bought my bike?
Me? Hold on.
Wow, awesome!
What a coincidence!
This is unbelievable.
Let me get a discount. It's like we know each other.
I don't know you that well.
Oh, come on.
Don't be like that. Let me get a discount.
It's not even a brand name.
What are you talking about?
It's made by two famous designers from abroad.
What? Famous designers?
Who?
Polyester and nylon.
Geez...
Let's do this then.
Be a good sport and knock off $10.
Really? Alright.
I'll give you the coat without the right sleeve.
Geez...
What's wrong with this guy?
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
(Let's Do This)
Our Clicky Camera.
How's the TV commercial going?
Manager Jeong has it ready for us to watch.
Let's go watch it.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked very hard
on this camera commercial.
Of course you should work hard.
I put a lot of money into this.
- It better be good. / - Yes.
- Okay. / - Let's watch it now.
Hurry.
Honey, do I look pretty?
Hold on.
Hold...
Honey! Oh, no!
Help me, Superman!
Here I come!
I saved it.
The camera you always want.
- Clicky Camera. / - Camera.
How was that?
- You're very talented. / - Yes.
You turned my money into something worthless.
You call that a commercial?
The male model died!
- Save him. / - Alright.
I'll save the male model this time.
So frustrating.
Oh, no!
Help me, Superman!
Here I come!
Stand aside!
The camera you always want.
Clicky Camera.
Are you happy now?
- You killed off the female model. / - What?
I can just picture the next commercial.
For the next commercial...
- I think you're going to die. / - What?
By my hands.
Let's make the commercial classy.
It's a fancy camera.
Let's upgrade it to a better model.
Alright, I'll upgrade it to a better model.
- Are you ready? / - I can do that.
- Okay. / - Let's watch it now.
Hello.
Good to be here.
I'm Kim Junho the comedian.
I've been doing comedy for over 20 years.
Clicky Camera captured my precious moments.
A moment of anguish.
A moment of honor.
A moment of happiness.
This is when I won the grand prize.
How embarrassing.
I had moments like these too...
Clicky Camera!
Do you guys think
I'm a chump that's going to stand for this?
Sir, I think you're Gwon Jaegwan.
I don't ever want to see you again.
Forget about Kim Junho.
We need an actress.
Like Ko Soyoung, Kim Heeseon or Kim Hyesu.
We need a big-name actress like that.
- Cast an actress? / - Yes!
- Let's watch. / - Good!
Clicky Camera is loved by a top actress.
And that top actress is...
It's me!
That's right!
When I use Clicky Camera,
the photos look pretty, cute and lovely.
Clicky Camera can record videos too.
I'll show you.
Watch.
Clicky Camera!
Hey.
Just sing a song that the commercial is ruined.
♪ The commercial is ruined, ruined ♪
♪ The commercial is ruined ♪
I'm going to ruin your face today.
Both of you.
We don't need a commercial like this.
The commercial should talk about
the functions of the camera. The functions.
- Oh, include the functions. / - Right!
I can do that. Let's watch.
Sheesh...
The product we'd like to talk about today
is the Clicky Camera.
I'm with Ms. Sa Gwija today.
The Clicky Camera is very sturdy.
Let me show you.
Can you hold that for me?
If I hit it like this...
No problem at all.
- No problem. / - That's right.
And that's not all, people.
The Clicky Camera
can also endure the extreme cold?
Let me show you.
So cool.
Are you okay?
- Is it okay? / - What do you think?
It's very sturdy.
- I think it's frozen. / - Ms. Sa Gwija.
Our camera is also waterproof, isn't that right?
I already know about that.
It is extremely water-resistant, people.
Allow us to demonstrate.
- It's a great camera. / - It's waterproof?
What do you think?
Clicky Camera.
Where would we use a commercial like that?
We're not doing this commercial.
I'm pulling out! Forget this commercial!
Who said you can do that?
Hey!
What is this?
I haven't been here in forever! What is this?
You should've come up with something good
for me to be funny!
Who came up with this? Who came up with this?
You did.
You said they'd laugh if you stripped
and got water thrown on you!
I guess I'm a bit out of shape.
What are you going to do about this?
I'm going to liven the mood now... Squirrel.
Squirrel.
Flying squirrel. Flying squirrel.
Squirrel. Squirrel.
Squirrel...
Just stay at home!
Stop showing up here!
It's so tiring for us!
Then I'll go back home...
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1. Meeting.
Where is he?
Are you Master Song Yeonggil?
Please take me as your student.
I'm impressed that you made it here.
But I won't be taking you as a student!
I brought some food.
Come in.
It's rice and kimchi.
Get lost!
And some patties.
Come in.
They're veggie patties.
Get lost!
I'll remove the veggies.
Come in.
So... Why do you wish to learn martial arts?
I want to avenge my parents!
Alright! I'll take you as my student.
Let's get started now!
What should I start with?
Punching? Kicking?
Remove the veggies first.
Chapter 2.
Focus.
Suyeong.
If you truly focus, you can fall into a trance.
Got that?
You've been in a trance for 3 hours already.
Very impressive!
He almost caught me.
Chapter 3.
Trials.
Bring it on!
Here I come!
Master.
I don't think I have what it takes.
Are you giving up already?
I can't do it.
You haven't avenged your parents yet!
How could you give up so soon?
I can't reach!
Chapter 4.
Thirst.
I need more training to avenge my parents.
I'll steal some of my master's herbal medicine
and become stronger.
I'm sorry, master.
Where's the water I washed this rag in?
Chapter 5.
Doctor.
Master!
- What is it? / - Master!
What's going on?
I fell off a cliff after getting lost in the mountains.
Have a seat.
Where does it hurt?
I think I twisted my ankle.
Don't worry.
I'll use acupuncture on your pressure points.
You'll be fine in no time.
Try moving it now.
You're incredible!
Chapter 6.
Detox!
Take some of this herbal medicine quickly!
Thanks.
That's the water I washed the rag in!
Chapter 7.
Smile!
I found my smile again at the oriental clinic.
You cost me $2,000 for the treatment!
So you didn't have insurance?
Just cancer insurance.
Enough talk. Pay me for the treatment!
Never!
Suyeong, my sword!
Bonus footage.
(Cracking down on illegal medical practice)
(Crazy Convenience Store)
Welcome.
- Hello. / - Hi.
- I'd like to pay for these. / - Sure.
That'll be $5.
- Hey. $5. / - Yeah.
You pay.
I paid last time.
What are you talking about? I paid last time.
- I paid! / - I paid!
- Hey... / - I...
- Let's play rock, paper, scissors. / - Fine!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
There are people waiting behind you.
Could you hurry?
- I'm sorry. / - Yes.
- We'll end it in one more round. / - Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Oh... I'll take your credit card.
- Rock! / - Huh?
- Scissors! / - Advanced rock, paper, scissors?
- Rock! Paper! Scissors! / - Excuse me!
Can you come back once you've decided?
- Okay, we'll be back. / - Okay.
Hey, you go out first.
You go out first!
- I went out first last time! / - That was me!
- I went out first! / - Geez!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Hello.
- A tuna rice ball? / - Yes.
- Just a moment. / - Yes?
Does this tuna rice ball really contain tuna?
Of course. There's tuna in it.
It's all wrapped up in laver
so I can't see what's inside.
I can't believe it.
I don't believe it.
There really is tuna in there.
- There's tuna in here? / - Yes.
If there's really tuna in here...
Can I see a photo of the tuna before it died?
What?
They caught it and put it in here.
So is there a funeral photo?
No, we don't have that.
Really? Then I can't believe it.
There's tuna in there. It says so here.
"Alaskan tuna."
- Alaskan tuna? / - Yes.
Did it take a boat or plane
when it came from Alaska to Korea?
Probably by plane since they have to move it fast.
- By plane. / - Yes.
What if the tuna peed itself because it was...
- Afraid to fly. / - What are you talking about?
There might be urine in this.
I can't eat this.
- You're not buying? / - That's right.
Then I'll just ring up the coffee.
- Just a moment. / - Yes?
Is this coffee from Brazil like it says here?
Yes, it's from Brazil.
It's all wrapped up in metal.
I can't see what's inside.
I can't believe it.
It's from Brazil.
Then...
Can I video chat with the farmer from Brazil?
What?
I want to see if it was really made in Brazil.
I'm sure a Brazilian person harvested the beans.
A Brazilian person?
Brazilians are good at soccer.
- What if he picked the beans with his feet? / - Huh?
What if he kicked the coffee beans?
- What are you... / - That's so dirty.
It's not dirty.
- It's not dirty? / - It's not.
You don't think he got Brazilian waxing done?
What?
I feel like there will be hair in here. I'm not buying it.
You're not buying anything...
Why did you even come here then?
- It's cold outside. / - What?
It's cold outside.
Alright, just do whatever you want.
Can I use a power outlet?
You need to charge your phone? Use this.
- Thank you. / - Sure.
I opened my new business today.
You're going to really help me.
Excuse me! You can't use our electricity for that!
Geez! You said I could!
Geez! These people are all nuts!
(Love Brothers)
Hello.
We research ways to love. I'm Seo Taehun...
And I'm Lee Sejin.
Hello.
I research ways to love myself. I'm Yoo Minsang.
That sounds kind of gross.
- How so? / - That's gross.
I only research ways to love my wife.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
- The loving husband. / - Forget that.
Be honest.
I bet you wish you were a bachelor again.
Don't be ridiculous.
Be honest.
I bet you wish you were dead.
What are you talking about, punk?
Alright, have a seat.
If you listen to what we have to say,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
They're very different depending on the situation.
Men and women are very different
when they go on diets.
First, when a woman is on a diet...
She looks at the scale.
She looks at the scale in the morning.
Then after lunch...
"I had too much to eat."
She looks at the scale again.
And in the evening...
She takes off all her accessories
and looks at the scale.
She focuses more on the scale than exercising.
So what do guys do when they're dieting?
They look in the mirror.
Two reps with a dumbbell and looks in the mirror.
Two reps on the bench press and looks in the mirror.
Two squats and looks in the mirror.
Men focus more on mirrors than exercising.
But in the end, the woman that looks at the scale
and the man that looks in the mirror meets up at night
for fried chicken and beer.
It's very ironic.
It's impossible to go on a diet.
Now we'll look at when you're sick.
When men get sick...
We just endure it.
We endure it. That's what guys do.
But if we're still sick after 3 days,
we go to the pharmacy.
But if we're still sick after going to the pharmacy...
Then we have no choice,
but to go to a bigger pharmacy.
Guys try to avoid the hospital.
They go where there's more medicine.
But for women...
They go to the hospital when they get sick.
They go to the hospital and take selfies.
I'm sure you've seen a lot of selfies
from girls when they're sick.
Like this.
This was taken when she was sick.
This is the headache shot.
And this is the toothache shot.
And when she's not wearing makeup,
she posts a photo of getting an IV.
Many women do this.
They all agree.
And they usually write this as the caption.
"Too weak to even pick up a spoon."
But not so weak that she can't pick up her phone!
- True, true. / - Very mysterious.
Stop being ridiculous!
Getting sick is no big deal.
Of course guys don't go to the hospital.
Stand aside. I want to talk.
Hold on.
You need to go to a hospital.
A big hospital.
Quiet, I don't need that.
People, don't worry about that stuff.
You can be happy living alone.
Let me bring this up first.
Today is November 11th.
That's right, people.
It's farmers' day.
I'd like to thank all the farmers again
for providing me with daily meals.
- He's right. / - Thank you.
But what's this?
Cookie stick day?
If you celebrate that day...
Who's going to raise the cow?
That's his catchphrase.
Am I right?
- It's his catchphrase. / - Am I right?
That's not important!
This world still revolves around couples.
Look at the cell phone in your pocket now.
All the apps are for couples.
That's why I've thought of
an app for single people.
This will be a huge hit.
What do we do all the time these days?
Yes, a lot of people are on Instagram.
That's why I came up with this.
It's called Solstagram.
Doesn't that look nice?
And there's a special feature.
When you try to post a photo,
it won't upload if it registers
at least two human faces.
If you try to use the hashtags
#Lovestagram, #Couplestagram,
#ThisIsDay1 or #Date...
Use hashtags like that and you're out.
You're banned.
You all might think,
"What if someone sees a photo
and falls for that person?"
But don't worry.
There's one for guys and one for girls.
No way you can meet up.
They're separate.
And what else is a hot app these days?
We like to order in often.
But those food delivery apps aren't for single people.
That's why I made this for single people.
It's not Grubhub. It's Alone-hub!
For those that are eating alone.
And here's another one.
Delivery Minsang.
You can only order one serving of food.
What else is a popular app?
There are many apps for finding an apartment.
That's right. When you need an apartment...
Alone Room.
It sounds a bit strange,
but it means you live alone.
And what else is there?
This one is very popular.
It's used by couples.
The app that finds you a hotel,
lodging and activities.
Why isn't there one for single people?
That's why I made this.
Traveling Alone.
There's another one.
Let's Play By Myself!
You can search for all the activities
that you can do alone!
Please download my apps!
♪ Play by myself ♪
Geez, what are you doing?
Go sit down!
You're always doing stupid things!
That's why you aren't married!
- It's not stupid! / - You're pathetic.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years.
I love my wife! I'm Park Yeongjin.
For me...
My heart still races when I see my wife.
- That looks like a bad thing. / - That's weird.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
I knew nothing about machines.
But now, thanks to my early-adopter wife
that's good with machines,
my life is so much fun.
When my wife says,
"Why is the house such a mess?"
Then I become a robot vacuum cleaner.
And when she says,
"Dear, my shoulders are sore."
Then I become a massage chair.
And when she says,
"Dear, did you enjoy your dinner?"
That's when I become a dishwasher.
And when I come home from work
I become a robot butler.
Robot butler.
"Dear, turn some music on."
Okay.
"Dear, get me some water."
Okay.
"Dear, throw the trash out."
Okay.
"Dear, bring me your salary."
What?
"On the double!"
Okay...
My wife treats me like an AI robot
and I'm sick of it.
But she trusts me more than a machine!
I'm so happy!
Are you really happy?
And another thing.
Before I got married,
I liked girls that could take care of me.
But now, I live with a pretty wife just like that.
She's very good at keeping me in shape.
In case I get fat and grow a big belly,
she doesn't cook for me.
- What? / - What?
She's great at managing our money too.
In case I waste my money somewhere,
she uses all my money first.
And she's good at maintaining my image.
Comedians are supposed to be funny,
so whenever she sees me...
"Sheesh, don't make me laugh."
"A passing dog would find that funny."
She really makes me sound like a funny guy.
But what's amazing is that whenever my wife
tries to take care of me, my teeth start to chatter.
But I'm still very happy!
I should get home now.
Why?
My robot butler mode doesn't run on WiFi.
It's connected to my wife.
Okay, I'll go all the way to Jangchung for pork hocks.
Oh, dear.
Anyway, we're all...
Really happy.
(How Awkward 1)
Ma'am...
We're not breaking up.
We truly love each other.
Love?
You don't think I know what you're up to?
You just want to marry a rich man
and live comfortably!
How awkward.
I'm talking about myself.
Anyway!
Break up with my son this instant.
Never!
What?
Why you...
How awkward.
The water hit me.
Hey, that was cold!
Mom, please stop.
Seungbin.
You think you should be dating someone?
I don't want to hear excuses! Focus on your work!
How awkward.
I'm unemployed.
- Mom, why are you being like this? / - Be quiet.
You. That should be enough.
- You two are ending this. / - Mom!
Ma'am...
How awkward.
I think I'd be better off breaking up with him.
- Seungbin, let's break up. / - Huh?
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(How Awkward 2)
Chief, here you go.
Yeah, that's more like it.
Very nice. Let's go with this.
How awkward. That's my letter of resignation.
Chief, I think this will be my last day here.
Alright, if it has to be that way...
- Make sure you train your replacement. / - Okay.
Sora, all the important files are in this USB drive.
Okay.
How awkward.
This is all porn.
Thank you!
- Work hard. / - Thank you.
Hey, Seungbin!
How could you quit so easily?
Just hang in there a bit longer
and things will go well for you!
How awkward.
He was fired yesterday.
Why are you here?
- I'm sorry. / - Both of you, leave.
- Good-bye. / - Sheesh...
So... Those guys are gone now.
Say hello.
This is our new employee, Jang Giyeong.
Let me know if anything's troubling you.
How awkward.
I'm the chief that's replacing him.
- You're getting fired. / - Oh, really?
How awkward.
(Come On!)
5, 6, 7, come on!
1, 2, 3...
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
Spin them! 3, 4.
Other way! 5, 6, 7, 8.
Higher!
With confidence!
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2...
- Michael! / - Yes?
Exercising is supposed to be good for circulation.
Right.
Then why are my hands so cold?
Gosh, your hands are so pale.
Hold on.
It's all tight here.
Sheesh...
My blood is circulating.
I feel it tingling.
Wear a shirt that's two sizes bigger.
- Thank you! / - Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic.
- Michael. / - Yes, what is it?
- These days... / - Yes?
There's nothing fun. Life is so boring.
- Really? / - Geez...
Then... I don't use this anymore.
Wow, Michael! A gaming console!
- Goodness... / - This is bubble wrap.
Try popping those. Time will fly by.
Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2, 3...
- Dad. / - Huh?
What is it? Daddy's working.
Dad, you followed me, didn't you?
Follow? I didn't follow you.
Yes, you did.
I went clubbing with my friends last night
and I know you followed us there.
Fine, I followed you!
My little girl was out all night!
I was worried as your father!
Then why were you dancing at the DJ booth?
I couldn't help it! It was exciting!
You're so embarrassing, dad!
How is this embarrassing? People say I'm great.
Come on. 1, 2, 3...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2, 3, 4...
- Cool guy Chris. / - Yes.
- You got a beanie. / - Yes, I bought one.
- Let me try it on. / - No.
- Come on, just once. / - No, it'll smell.
- Let me just try it on. / - No!
Hold on.
- Hey... / - Huh?
Isn't this a sock?
That's why I said no!
Why were you wearing this on your head?
It looks cool.
It does?
Michael!
Why'd you fall asleep?
They say I'm great.
- You already did that. / - I did?
- What comes next? / - Come on!
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2...
- Michael! / - Yes?
I asked my mom to buy me a long winter coat.
But she got me this short one!
This is a long coat.
What? How is this long?
No, this is long. Let me see it.
- Hold on. / - It's a long coat?
How cute!
- That's my butt. / - I'm sorry.
Come on.
5, 6, 7, 8.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
The most requested act at dinner shows!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
- Oranges for sale! Very sweet! / - Oh, no...
Just $3 for a bag.
- Hey! / - Just...
What are you doing?
It's not like that.
You fool!
$3 for fresh fruit juice.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We will inflate this rubber glove with our nose.
- You're amazing, Chilsip! / - Gupal will do it!
- What? / - Huh?
Chilsip, I can't do this.
Sheesh... Would you rather do this
or make out with me?
Then I'll do it.
Good.
- Are you ready? / - Yes.
A bit more.
We sell rubber gloves too.
- Yes. / - For $3.
You can't sell things here!
Don't be like that. Buy something.
I don't need your stuff. Get out of here!
Hey, what did you just say?
- I said to get out. / - Why you...
- I should... / - Okay!
Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Sheesh...
Next is the fantastic duo of traditional music!
The genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
- The story we'll tell you today is... / - Yes!
- "The Gracious Magpie." / - Great!
A big snake tried to prey on a baby magpie...
- And this is what the mother magpie said! / - Yes!
♪ If you cross this line, that's trespassing ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of IU, formula and freedom ♪
♪ The best is ♪ the crying emoji. Crying!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The scholar found out the girl was a snake.
- And this is what he said from surprise! / - Yes!
♪ Snake, snake, snake! Bang, bang, bang ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of magpies, brushing your teeth and kimchi ♪
♪ The best is a switch ♪
Hey!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Hold it.
Is this the only way you can be funny?
No more jokes using makeup and prosthetics!
- We're sorry. / - We're sorry.
People, I'd like to apologize on their behalf.
- Geunji? / - Geunji...
Just go.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Introducing the next show!
- The next show... / - ♪ I'll leave with a glass of soju ♪
Who are you?
I want to put on a show too.
You can't put on a show! Get out of here.
- Just let me put on a show. / - Get out of here!
- Security! Geez... / - I'll put on a good one.
Who are you?
Spider-Man's webbing!
What's going on?
Bluetooth conducting!
(Martial artists Choi Jungmin, Park Jaeseong)
Hey...
Wait a minute.
Those guys did all the hard work.
All you did was yell, "Chwa, chwa!"
- Are you sulking? / - Fine.
- I'll show you my tightrope walking. / - Tightrope?
- Stand aside. This is dangerous. / - Really?
You're going to show us tightrope walking?
Giddy-up. Giddy-up.
- See? / - You can just leave.
Get out of here!
He's onto us. Let's go.
Get out of here!
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ We don't need indigestion medicine ♪
♪ I have rice on me, I have rice on me ♪
- ♪ I'll save it for later ♪ / - Oh, it's rice!
Let me...
- What's that? / - Eat it with chocolate syrup.
- It's mine. / - On rice?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Chicken costs went up ♪
♪ Pizza costs went up ♪
♪ But I still order them ♪
Pizza with some hot sauce.
With chocolate syrup.
- Why would you add that? / - On pizza?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Even if it's fishy, I'll still eat it ♪
Hey! No wonder I smelled fish!
If it smells fishy, just add chocolate syrup.
- Really? / - Yes.
- That's a great tip. / - It is?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy ♪
- ♪ Doggy food ♪ / - What? Dog food?
- Hey! / - What are you doing?
- Stop it! / - What does dental bone taste like?
Like chocolate.
- Geez... / - That sounds good.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I seasoned this, I seasoned this ♪
♪ It's so spicy that it left me ♪
♪ It left me ♪
♪ As I cherish this short sweet memory ♪
♪ I boiled this, I boiled some pork ♪
♪ I wrapped it in kimchi and ate it ♪
- ♪ We're crazy ♪ / - ♪ We're crazy ♪
This is delicious.
(Ms. Shin)
- Director Jang! / - Ms. Shin.
- Look at this. / - What's this?
It's cookie stick day today.
Thank you.
Oh, no. I didn't get you anything.
It's right there.
- Where? / - That.
Oh, here you go.
My goodness! A man gave me cookie sticks!
My goodness!
You're the best at giving gifts to yourself!
- Hello. / - Taehun!
Ms. Shin, can you help me with these?
Taehun! My gosh...
Why did you bring so many?
I can't eat all of these myself.
- They're mine / - I thought they were for me.
They're from my fans.
You're the best at getting people's hopes up.
- You two should rehearse. / - Yes.
So... Taehun.
- Taehun, come here. / - Yes.
You're so popular with the ladies,
but you never date anyone.
It's fall. Aren't you lonely?
Well... I'm actually married.
Huh? You're married?
My goodness! Taehun is married!
Why didn't I know?
I had no idea.
Ms. Shin, I'm married to acting.
- My goodness! You're married to acting? / - Yes.
My gosh. I'm married to acting too.
I guess acting is having an affair.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yes?
- Can you help me with my acting? / - Sure.
What's the scene today?
It's a love story between royalty
and a bodyguard.
Gosh, royalty and a bodyguard.
Well, I do seem like a princess.
- You're the bodyguard. / - Oh...
- I'm the bodyguard? / - Yes.
I'm in character now!
- Let's get started. / - Alright.
Are you all ready?
Young master, why aren't you taking me along?
I may be a woman,
but I can still protect you.
Shut your mouth!
You don't have to protect me anymore.
What do you mean by that?
- Does that mean... / - From now on!
I'll be the one to protect you.
- I'm sorry. / - Oh! Why?
What is it, Taehun?
My emotions weren't into it.
Your emotions weren't into it?
Then should I help you
get your emotions back on track?
I just got into it now.
My goodness... That was so fast like
a perm coming undone in the rain.
- Can we try the scene again? / - Sure.
From now on, I'll be the one to protect you.
Hold on.
Young master.
This is going to protect you.
What do you mean?
I'll protect you again.
Ms. Shin.
It says in the script you just practice with your sword.
And in the actual Gag Concert script...
It says you kiss me once.
Why did you kiss me twice, Ms. Shin?
- My goodness! / - Ms. Shin...
I got way too into it!
My gosh... Is that true?
So I just practice with my sword...
- And kiss you once? / - Yes.
It says you happily practice with your sword.
How do I happily practice with a sword?
Like this?
Whoa...
Wow, that's perfect for you.
You're like an executioner.
Ms. Shin!
- Hey, Nami. / - Hi, Taehun.
- The director wants you. / - Yeah?
Ms. Shin, thank you for your help.
Taehun... Taehun, you're leaving? Taehun!
- Geez... / - Huh? Ms. Shin!
- We're wearing the same coat. / - Goodness!
They only have a few of these in Korea.
Yours is sponsored too, right?
- Your coat is sponsored? / - Yes.
My goodness... I saved up for months
so that I could afford this coat.
My goodness.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Don't just accept everything they give you!
That'll only make yourself look bad!
In my prime, they offered me a sponsored car,
but I turned them down and bought one myself!
I see.
Ms. Shin, can we rehearse our scene?
You don't get sponsored for rehearsing?
- Sheesh... / - I'm sorry.
This is such a hassle!
Always asking me for favors.
Why are you so bothersome?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
That's disgusting!
Do that at your own house!
Well... I was going to clip my nails at home,
but I couldn't find my nail clippers.
- So I'm using this... / - Ms. Shin, those were lines.
- Those were lines? / - Yes.
- Goodness! Goodness, hey! / - Yes.
My gosh, you sounded so disrespectfully
that I got scared.
My goodness... I'm so angry.
- Keep running your mouth! / - Yes.
That's disgusting!
Do that at your own house!
Miss...
I got something on my clothes,
so I was just wiping it off.
Why would you do that in my bathroom?
That's disgusting.
Miss, please let it slide this once.
I won't let it happen next time.
Next time? Are you kidding?
Hey, get out.
Get out!
Miss...
You're so cruel.
I won't take this anymore.
I won't stand for it.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me hit you in the side?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I hit you that hard?
People might think that I'm angry at you
because you got your coat sponsored!
Goodness... Young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me hit you several times?
- Ms. Shin. / - Hello.
Hello, Ok Dongja.
- Come on, it's me. / - Oh, sorry, Nami.
- Ms. Shin. / - What is it, Director Jang?
- I'm getting married next month. / - Wow! Really?
- And you're all invited, / - Congratulations.
- Here's your invitation, Taehun. / - I'll be there.
- Nami. / - Congratulations.
It's a good thing you're finally getting married.
It's really lonely to grow old without marrying.
- Right, Ms. Shin? / - Yeah.
It's lonely. Very lonely.
I'm not coming to your wedding, Director Jang!
And none of you are going either!
- Ms. Shin! / - This is for real!
(Wronged)
This station is Yongsan. This is Yongsan Station.
Here.
Oh, no. That's alright.
Hana.
Hey! Hana!
I told you that if you eat snacks all the time,
your teeth will rot, your face will get big
and you'll become fat.
And I told you not to eat food
that strangers give you.
How would you know whether that stranger
washed their hands after using the bathroom?
And who would eat stinky chips
in a public place?
Hana, don't ever do something so senseless.
Yes, mom.
But I still want some.
Want to get in trouble?
This station is Noryangjin. This is Noryangjin Station.
Oh, dear...
Would you hurry?
Geez...
I told you that we should've left early this morning.
Why did you have to bring all this stuff?
We can't go to our son's house empty-handed.
We should bring him something!
You could've just had it delivered!
It's expensive to send a package!
- It is not expensive! / - It's expensive!
Geez... How are you going to carry that heavy thing?
Hey! I'm the one carrying it! Not you!
Do whatever you want! Stubborn old fart.
What? Stubborn? You old bat.
Ma'am, please have a seat here.
Thank you.
Sir, you can take my seat.
- Geez! / - Geez!
I'm fine.
I'm not sitting next to that old bat.
It's fine. You can sit.
Don't be like that. Just sit with your wife.
- It's fine. / - It's okay, sir.
- I said it's fine. / - You should sit here.
My legs sure are sore.
My legs are killing me.
My legs...
- Have a seat if your legs are sore. / - I'm fine.
- I'm fine. Just sit. / - No, you sit, sir.
- Have a seat. / - Hey, hey!
Yes?
I said to sit.
Yes, sir.
Ow, my legs!
My legs are killing me.
Ow, my legs... Geez...
Have a seat if your legs are sore.
- Hey, hey! / - Yes, yes? Yes?
I said I'm fine.
How many times did I say I was fine?
Many times.
Do you think I'm a joke?
No, sir.
Stay seated.
Yes, sir.
Leave this poor boy alone and sit down!
I'm not sitting next to you, you old bat!
I'd rather sit on this.
That stubborn old fart!
Geez...
Alright, I'm good.
Geez, this is making me angry.
That old fart.
Pass it on.
What was that for?
Pass it on.
That old bat.
Pass it on.
That old fart.
Pass it on.
You old bat.
Sir!
- Sir! / - My back!
- Please sit down, sir! / - Ow, my back...
This station is Yeongdeungpo.
This is Yeongdeungpo Station.
Sir, I'm getting off here,
so please take my seat.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
What are you doing?
I'm getting off here, so you can sit down.
You want to get off and take the next train
because you want me to sit.
No, I'm supposed to get off here.
- Really? / - Yes!
- Are you sure? / - Yes.
Look into my eyes.
- Is that really true? / - Yes...
Let me ask you one last time.
Is that really true?
No, sir.
Sit down.
Sir, I really have to get off here.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
I'm so sorry.
Sorry for what?
I tried to share my seat.
And I didn't pass on those hits well.
And I tried to get off at my station.
- So you know. / - Thank you.
Then why do you keep acting like this?
I'm sorry.
- Be good. / - Yes, sir.
- Sit down. / - Okay...
This station is Bupyeong. This is Bupyeong Station.
Oh, I'd better get off.
Oh, gosh...
Geez!
Where are you going? Hey.
You should tell me if we're here.
Wait up!
Boy, now I can get off since they got off.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
- What are you doing? / - Pardon?
Sit down.
Geez!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello, everyone.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
are these lunch box sets.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello! Our packed lunches are delicious.
That's right, people. Yoo Minsang's lunch box sets
have all sorts of good stuff.
As you can see,
there's the mother-in-law set, the daughter-in-law set
and the in-law set.
And take a look inside. The mother-in-law set...
Huh? What happened?
- You're still unmarried. / - Yes.
He doesn't have a mother-in-law or any in-laws.
He doesn't have anyone.
Stop joking around.
- And he'll continue to be alone. / - Stop it!
Don't say things like that.
Let's bring in the food critic, Kim Suyeong
and hear what he has to say.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Kim Suyeong.
The best part about Yoo Minsang's lunch boxes
is that they can be customized
according to what the customer wants.
As you can see... A low-sodium lunch.
- An organic lunch. / - Yes.
And this is lunch for me!
Huh? Gosh!
Hold on.
This doesn't seem like that bad of an idea.
- It's mine! / - Let me get some! Hey!
I actually like that one.
All you care about is eating.
- It's not like that... / - Geez...
Let us tell you more about our products.
You can trust in our products.
Our CEO is very thorough and only sells
things he's already tasted.
- That's right. / - Take a look, everyone.
He had a bite of the steak.
- A bite of the pork cutlet. / - Hold on.
- And this is what we sell. / - No, no.
I didn't eat those.
It wasn't me.
- You have sauce on your face. / - I do not.
And sometimes, when you try to eat your boxed lunch,
the juices from the side dishes get into the rice.
Just call me if that ever happens.
That's right, people. Just call
and our CEO will collect all that, mix it up
and sell it as bibimbap.
No! I don't do that.
It's the same thing when it goes in your stomach.
No, I don't do that.
This is what you get.
That's not true.
And that's not all. Yoo Minsang's boxed lunches
have long shelf lives.
See? This boxed lunch was made in 2008
and it's still being sold!
What are you talking about?
We make them to order.
We're selling something that was ordered in 2008.
No, no.
- No. / - Amazing, right?
- No. / - Let's bring in a consumer...
And hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 years old and I live in Dangsan.
Yoo Minsang's lunches are great for digestion.
They're so great for digestion
that I was on the toilet all night.
What?
Try Yoo Minsang's boxed lunches
when you miss a home-cooked meal.
Just one bite, and you'll throw it away
and go eat at home.
Hey!
You really can taste how everything
is made by hand.
The rice tastes like cigarettes.
What are you talking about?
And another good point...
What was that?
What were you going to say?
What was that?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Hello. I'm Park Sohyun the actress.
What?
♪ Left to right, left to right ♪
♪ 0123-0123 ♪
♪ For a substitute driver, 0123-0123, Park Sohyun ♪
♪ From left to right, 0123-0123 ♪
When you need a substitute driver...
- Yoo Minsang's packed lunches. / - Hey!
That's totally irrelevant!
The real Park Sohyun is going to be mad at you!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Kim Junho's boxed lunches.
It's Yoo Minsang!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
You're like the star of this show.
Thank you, boss!
- For today's trick... / - Stand aside.
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple card trick.
I have a deck of cards.
Now I'll shuffle them.
They've been shuffled.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
- The cards became connected. / - Oh, come on!
Those are tied together!
They always act like they're tricks are amazing.
Right? That's not that impressive!
See? Those are tied together.
They're tied...
You're here every day.
- Come on, let's go. / - They were tied together.
Just come up on stage, sir.
Alright, sir.
Do you have a credit card?
A credit card? Right here.
Give it to me.
This will be amazing.
I'll make this card grow longer.
Abra.. Abra...
Abracadabra.
- Hold on. / - Wow.
- That's my money... / - Wow.
Can you... Please stop.
Sir...
- Wow. / - Let's see.
The receipt got really long. Amazing, right?
Boss!
We have some chips and snacks for you all...
Courtesy of this kind audience member.
- Here you go. / - What about me?
Some for this side too!
Let's give this man a big hand for treating us all!
- Applause! / - Applause!
- Thank you. / - Good job.
- Thank you. / - Good work.
Alright.
Now it's time for the highlight of our show.
I'll show you the magic glove trick.
These magic gloves give me
the ability to make anything levitate
once I put them on.
I have a playing card here.
I'll hold it in my hands.
Alright. Magic gloves...
Show us your amazing abilities.
Abra... Abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
Amazing, right?
Now I'll give these magic gloves
to Magician Lee Seongdong.
Take the gloves.
Believe in the power of the gloves.
Magician Lee Seongdong, are you ready?
Yes, boss.
Place the gloves on top of the box.
Abra... Abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
It's levitating. Amazing, right?
Now, right on my side...
Let's have him make this fridge levitate.
Come this way.
- That one? / - Try it.
I don't think I can lift that, boss.
- You'd better. / - I don't think I can.
Do it.
- No, I can't... / - Do it.
- I don't think I can. / - Do it.
- I can't... / - Hey! Hey!
I'm sorry, boss! I'm sorry!
- Applause! / - Applause!